I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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