margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i think my tv is drunk
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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