out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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