Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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