i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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