i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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