Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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