My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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