Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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