At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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