I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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