i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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