Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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