i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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