we're blogging at a bar
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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