he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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