At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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