they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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