Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Randomize
