I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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