I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Randomize
