Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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