remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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