Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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