my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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