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(404): View more from Georgia

its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"

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(352): View more from Florida

You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt

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(613): View more from Ontario

His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...

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(813): View more from Florida

Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.

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(519): View more from Ontario

Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.

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(323): View more from California

Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk

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(813): View more from Florida

And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit

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