We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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