office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
We have started to decorate penises.
You have to summon your inner elephant
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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