I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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