i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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