Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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