my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
