If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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