do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
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