I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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