I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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