no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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