butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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