so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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