Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
