So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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