Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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