walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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