haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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