Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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