Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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