he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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