this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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