i just wanna soil my oats bro
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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