Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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