Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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